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 | Name: | John Carden |
| Mispronounced Name: | John Condom |
| Nick Name: | Tin-Man |
| Age: | 24 |
| Likes: | Copper, telephones, xxx on net, koosh |
| Dislikes: | Busy signals, rotary phones, corrosion |
| Favorite Saying: | Yeeeaaaahhhhhh. . . |
| Job Title: | Another kelly girl |
| Special Skills: | Communications expert |
| Email Address: | [email protected] |